May 2013
23 posts
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.: zarggg:... →
h34rken:
zarggg:
peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always...
The first immigrants to Europe arrived thousands of years ago from central Asia....
– Indigenous History: “What if people told European history like they told Native American history?” (via stfuconservatives)
ascendmotherfucker:
johnathanegbert:
i found the video
source
Are you shitting me?
copslay:
oh man im nearly out of toilet pap-
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHSHAHHHAAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHHhHAHHHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHahahahaahahahahhh
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bloody-nips:
one of the worst things ever is when you’re really into getting the details on a hand right so you’re zoomed way in and it looks great
so you’re like yeah i’m done that’s awesome and you zoom out and you
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dontcrosscross:
Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
breathethedownbow:
Jon Snow walks up to Gendry and says, “You must be Robert Baratheon’s bastard”
and runs off into the wilderness shrieking his victory
April 2013
67 posts
nietzscheisdead:
boozledorf:
yufeelme:
don’t trust anyone with a strong negative opinion on rap music
I sense a contradiction in terms.
“Music” implies change in some sort of pitch. ”Rap” implies a lack thereof. Therefore, “Rap music” is an oxymoron. If you remove the “oxy”, you get the kind of people that like rap music.
have u listened to a rap song at any point in your entire life...
ridiculous-tiger:
i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets
why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
yeah i...
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reuniclus:
Navigating caves in early Pokemon games
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Clerk: *as loudly as possible* SORRY SIR YOUR CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED. LMAO WHY DID YOU EVEN GET IN LINE WITCHA BROKE ASS? HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT THIS POOR PERSON. HE CAN'T AFFORD THINGS.
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thelilnan:
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
sheisahopelessromantic:
marrymyface:
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
#men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism
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